feeling forgotten sssssucks bye

my hands must have low self esteem because when they draw selfies they turn out horrendous

i just raised my eyebrow because i was looking up something and i found out the once-ler has a know your meme page ????????

mrhipp:

I’m bad and that’s good, I’ll never be good and that’s not bad…

“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”

hungarian:

you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died

norafox:

Cyanide and Happiness nails it.

textpoops:

“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”