you guys haven’t even dated for a month yet you don’t love each other LOLL silly richard.
[SLAPS PHONE OUT OF HAND] that’s illegal on my property. please respect my way of living and the life style i use to...
(looks at u in the eyes) (picks up phone) (dials 911 daringly)
hi i'm rich and i hope you're having a lovely day!
Previously furanken-shutain & cuebullet.